question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?
- lowercase helvetica
- for extra points: add japanese text
Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts
I am seriously cracking up right now XD
I literally spat out my beer about the dick smacking one.
people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted
Avocado Chocolate Toast
I think this one is fairly self explanatory really!
We had a ton of avocado to use up and when you’re trying to use a whole avocado for something the taste is a little overpowering (I’d recommend you only need to use half an avocado usually)
So here goes the most obvious recipe ever….
Sea salt (ha didn’t expect that did you)
- Bung your bread in the toaster and toast it
- Spread your avocado down first after obviously cutting it up and scooping it out etc
- spread a thin layer of chocolate spread in amongst it. I used Asda chosen by you because it’s lush but other brands are available
- Bung some sea salt on the top. Avocado is too sweet not to have salt or pepper with it sometimes especially with added chocolate.
I’ve lost 4 pounds since I’ve come back to Durham and it’s great cos I haven’t been super trying to and I’ve been here just under two weeks and we still eat a lot of biscuits BUT our portion sizes are reasonable because we’re poor (and I’m becoming more aware of how much food I should be eating NOT obsessively though because I hate that) and we’re like literally eating ridiculously good healthy food like all the time like hardly any meat and loads of veg and varied veg and making things from scratch, like we made swede and carrot mash and I made like three different dips from scratch and we make sauces and dressings like all the time and we’re basically pros and idk I might make a blog about our cooking cos I’m so into it and it’s all so lush and healthy.
this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
Was this post made in 1996?
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
we all need this on our blogs
This is the most beautiful post on all of Tumblr.