i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids
Hot weather makes me a hot mess. This is the nicest angle you’re going to get of me today. Everything else is like the man who wanted to be an earthworm. #me #selfie #personal
"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."
Things I’ll teach my children (via narobe)
Don’t you think ‘friends’ are really weird things to have? Like- you’re not related to them, so you don’t talk to each other cos you feel like you kind of have to, and you don’t like have to have known them for a certain length of time. Like, you can have friends you’ve known for 20 years and friends you’ve known for 3 weeks. You don’t have sex with them or plan on raising children with them, so it’s not like friendships are on like an upward ever progressing trajectory like relationships are. They’re just kind of stagnant. It’s like… I don’t want to be alone or lonely so I’m going to speak to these people regularly and these people will be my friends.
It’s also impossible to say that friends are ‘the family you choose for yourself’ or people you like and get on with- because we all know there’s situations where you feel obligated to be friends with somebody in a wider social group. And you don’t really get to choose- it’s who you grew up with, or who lived on the same street or took the same classes, who lived with you on the same corridor in halls or who spoke to you on your first day at work.
Who is even a friend?
What if you like them but they don’t really like you or vice versa.
I find friendships incredibly difficult to navigate. I have a very strong group of friends at home but I think it only seems so strong because they don’t require a lot of maintenance.
If we were needy friends it certainly would have collapsed by now. And I like them. I like all the people I’m involved with from high school.
Other areas of my social life? I’m not so sure. where is this going? How much should I speak to them?
When I’m with Lewis and I’m living the university life the friendships are easier to navigate. Invite couple friends round for dinner kinda a lot and talk to people in lectures or at work. You don’t need to decide who to communicate in the quiet times because there are none when you’re in a cohabiting relationship.
But does that mean you don’t have any/ many friends? I’m not sure.
yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.
I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor
Screw all the others, I wanna play you honk we drink. I live next to a state highway, I know we would be drunk in minutes
I want to do all of these
U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again
This is so relevant
"If a female student got drunk and had her car stolen the university would call the police. If she got drunk and had her computer stolen, they would call the police. If she got drunk and had her phone stolen, they would call the police. The fact that she was drunk would not even be factored in when assessing if a crime had been committed. But if she gets drunk and has her body invaded and her humanity stolen, school administrations are perplexed about what to do."
International Human Rights Activist Michael Simmons offered these words (via Facebook) in response to the May 3, 2014 New York Times’ “Fight Against Sex Assaults Holds Colleges to Account” article. (via kenyabenyagurl)
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon
this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking
Look at this fluffy piece of shit. It is so fucking cute. I am using foul language to describe my agony
I’ve literally spent an hour in the bath and shower shaving everywhere and washing my hair.
I still need to actually do my hair and pluck my eyebrows. I’m glad I don’t do hair removal all the time. Once a month or so is enough. Fucking pain in the arse.
Post all of this I recommend talcum powder. It saved my life.
I’m only even bothering cos it will look better with my new underwear. And I’m not confident enough to bare hairy legs.
Bring on winter.