heart:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

HAHAHAHAHA I WILL NEVER HAVE NICE HAIR BECAUSE IT IS CURLY AND MESSY AND NICE HAIR COSTS MONEY
AND I MIGHT NEVER BE A LAWYER BUT IM TRYING REAL HARD BUT ITS HARD
ARGFFHHH JUST BECAUSE YOUR LIFE IS EASY

(via ikilledthebutterfly)

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via ikilledthebutterfly)

(Source: moretoonsgifs, via noahandthedoctor)

buildmorewalls:

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

good 

let the men develop weak bones 

(via whojackman)

"My cheeks grow dandelions, and I always thought they were so pretty until I was told they were weeds, and I spend most of my days wondering about the difference, and wondering if I can ever forgive the person who pointed it out."

Ashley Wylde in Daisies and Dandelions  (via elauxe)

(Source: ashleywyldepoetry, via coalescent)

tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

[poorlydrawnlines]

(Source: pdlcomics, via two-byrds-on-a-wyre)

Melting frozen soup. As you do.

Melting frozen soup. As you do.

Anonymous asked: You love it...

Ha ha ha no.
I don’t love having some anonymous stranger send overly personal messages.
I can cope with a certain level but it often gets past that level and it’s people who just assume they know what I WANT when they don’t know me at all that end up over stepping the mark and being incredibly inappropriate.
Get to know me does not mean anonymously harass me :)

(Source: sandandglass, via i-lived-in-books)

Ahhhh why does tumblr have squares for all the things why why

Anonymous asked: I wanna get to know the inside of you?;)

Oh my god I literally have been away from tumblr since ash wednesday and I come back for a day and get this….

vmites:

….tea rexes. Hahaha? Get it? Tea. Ha. I’m going to sleep.

vmites:

….tea rexes. Hahaha? Get it? Tea. Ha. I’m going to sleep.

(via two-byrds-on-a-wyre)

(Source: brunts, via michaela-margaret)

Make up haul!

Make up haul!

iguanamouth:

WHERE are they getting this stuff !!

(via lady-adrian-dangerous)